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JannuaryRainn PolyRockStar
Joined: 05 Jan 2002 Posts: 37
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2002 8:33 am Post subject: |
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I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing
lists if I DON'T forward an email!
I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an
>e-mail.
Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't
know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail
to more than 50 people!
I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from
Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an
e-mail
to 10 people.
I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ...
NEVER --NEVER !!
There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am
not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for
forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in
England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He
is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY
MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or
whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable
them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful
flowers, characters, or program that I will receive
immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain
individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every
e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES
donations.
And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things
by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in
Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the
bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send
it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon
or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all
of your hair will fall out!
Just Kidding...
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Ciladen PolyNewb
Joined: 14 Jan 2002 Posts: 3 Location: Tallahasse. Florida
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2002 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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See people, this is why you stay on her good side :P
[ This Message was edited by: Ciladen on 2002-02-12 12:19 ] |
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poncho524 ADMIN OF DOOM!!
Joined: 05 Aug 2001 Posts: 193
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2002 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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yeah, and that song that goes doot doot doot. it rocks.
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[ This Message was edited by: poncho524 on 2002-02-12 13:04 ] |
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Listen, bitch, are you fo PolyRockStar
Joined: 08 Aug 2001 Posts: 41 Location: shelby T, please
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2002 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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haaaaaaahahhahaha |
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JannuaryRainn PolyRockStar
Joined: 05 Jan 2002 Posts: 37
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2002 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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fine....i see how it is....
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DootdaDoo PolyGroupie
Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 28
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2002 1:22 am Post subject: |
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